Bullet points

I feel like whenever I have a random post I use bullet points, hence the title of this post. I will bullet point every new subject I want to ramble about. There will also be random pictures if needed so that Dustin doesn’t get bored with too many words.

• I feel like I am turning into an old lady. Not for reason’s others may feel like they are turning into old lady’s. I feel like everything is filthy, on the radio, on Twitter, on TV (even though I still enjoy some of those shows like The Bachelorette and Kardashians) and high schoolers. Every song on the radio is dirty hiding behind a cool beat, that is why I love One Direction. They sing cute, cheesy love songs and I am NOT ashamed to say that I love it. It reminds me of my youth and having an embarrassing yet awesome obsession with the Backstreet Boys, who are coming out with a new album by the way.

One Direction, Aren’t they cute, even though they have gay hair, but who had good hair when they were 14 anyways, right?

Backstreet Boys 2012, you may be wondering, where in the world is Kevin? Well I don’t know, he is not in the band anymore. All he was good for was talk overs in songs anyways and that’s embarrassing now a days.

BSB when I was in love and would kiss the TV watching TRL, praying they were the number 1 video and not N’SYNC.

• I feel like everything has a secret code for something dirty. I am not on Facebook, which makes me an old lady too, but I am on Twitter and people put things on there that I don’t know what it means. I have to ask my sister who just graduated and she knows! It makes me sick. I also don’t like how dirty nasty things like that are funny. It’s not funny!
• TV is gross, 16 and pregnant?! You have to be kidding me right? FYI if you get pregnant and are 16, you could be on TV and magazines and become famous, so go ahead, have unprotected sex, it’s not that big of a deal, happens to the best of us. BARF! Glass house show, too embarrassing to even talk about. Jersey Shore, Be a complete drunken, tan, idiot and you could make millions. It just drives me crazy, it totally sucks you in too, Yes I watch the Kardashians, which is almost as stupid as Jersey Shore but I can’t stop watching. The Bachelorette, Meet 25 guys make out with all of them and find love in like 3 months? What the? But I also can’t stop watching and I love Jef with 1 f, I hope they get married and have babies and live in Utah forever. Plus Arie and Emily make funny kissing sounds and I don’t like it.

• So I guess that makes me a prude, old lady that listens to Backstreet boys, wants to yell at high schoolers who swear and sag their pants and who loves her cat way more than anyone should love a pet. But I like it that way.

• My in-law’s just got a new puppy, his name is Bosco, he is a chocolate lab that Dustin and I found at Pet Co during their Humane Society adoptions. He is to die for!

• I am 24 weeks pregnant. I am loving it right now. The last few weeks has started the kicking that people can feel from the outside. I don’t realize how amazing it is every time she kicks because I feel it so often, until someone who is not pregnant or couldn’t get pregnant feels her and gets tears in their eyes. It’s so amazing, and daddy Dustin finally felt her and it was so cool. Some times I wonder what in the heck she is doing in there. One thing that I don’t appreciate is when she is using my bladder as her personal trampoline, I literally pee a little when she does that. I think I have been having a few Braxton Hicks contractions the last week or so, which is okay I think. I am so afraid that my belly button is not going to be an inny for much longer, maybe I’ll tape it down. I cleaned the kitchen on Saturday, like really cleaned it, and by the time I got to the swiffer wet jet portion of the clean my legs were shaking and I couldn’t push the dang thing across the floor, totally embarrassing and I felt exhausted. Dustin had to paint my toenails, I wish with a picture you could tell how he did. I think that he and I will agree that a pedicure will be much easier for the both of us . I am so grateful that he did it for me though. Getting wordy I better add a picture.

• We are in the process of getting 2 new cars. We sold the peeon, I mean Neon, and are down to the Rodeo, which has no air, the gas says it’s empty all the time, the drivers window can’t go down all the way or it will get stuck and we have to fill it up 2 times a week. Me and Reese WILL both die if we have to ride with no air for much longer. Luckily we have been able to borrow Bert’s van. When I say luckily I mean it, the back seat turns into a bed, there is a nintendo 64 and a TV, there is mood lighting, blinds, is the size of a tractor and can fit 7 passengers safely and 25 total.
• Thanks for listening, going to bathe myself and kiss Zoey the Lion.